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Willy Gallant's blog ::Time to find another solicitor…






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Once               in               a               while               I               get               these               visitations               from               "Archangels"               who               descend               on               earth               with               the               sole               and               express               objective               of               making               Scribbler               a               millionaire.

Unfortunately,               their               spaceships               ALWAYS               land               on               far               away               continents               while               this               poor-me               lives               in               USA.

So,               they               send               me               e-mails.

I               am               sure               God               has               set               up               His               email               accounts               with               all               ISPs               in               the               world               as               his               archangels               always               land               in               the               most               unlikely               places.

But               He               has               refused               all               my               requests               so               far               to               avoid               middlemen               and               deposit               his               largess               to               my               bank               accounts.

May               be               archangels               like               the               one               below               also               need               some               work               to               do:               A               LETTER               FROM               BARRISTER               *********
               From:               faculty               (faculty@mail.****.edu.tw)
               Sent:               Fri               8/08/08               10:30               PM
               To:               Scribbler@AC
               *******               ****               ****               &               ASSOCIATES               
               (********               &               *********)               
               **********JALAN               ******,               
               KUALA               LUMPUR               ******,MALAYSIA.
               I               am               *******               ****               *******,barrister               at               law.There               is               an               information               i               will               
               like               to               disclose               to               you,               there               is               a               client               of               mine,who               died               as               the               result               of               
               a               heart-related               condition               in               March               12th               2005.

His               heart               condition               was               due               to               
               the               death               of               all               the               members               of               his               family               in               the               tsunami               disaster               on               the               
               26th               December               2004               in               Sumatra               Indonesia.


               http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_Indian_Ocean_earthquake               
               I               have               contacted               you               to               assist               in               distributing               the               money               left               behind               by               my               
               client               before               it               is               confiscated               or               declared               unserviceable               by               the               bank               where               
               this               deposit               valued               at               $19million               dollars               is               lodged.
               This               bank               has               issued               me               a               notice               to               contact               the               next               of               kin,               or               the               account               
               will               be               confiscated.

My               proposition               to               you               is               to               seek               your               consent               to               present               
               you               as               the               next-of-kin               and               beneficiary               of               my               late               client,               so               that               the               
               proceeds               of               this               account               can               be               paid               to               you.

Then               we               can               share               the               amount               on               
               a               mutually               agreed-upon               percentage.
               All               legal               documents               to               back               up               your               claim               as               my               client's               next               of               kin               will               be               
               secured               gradually               and               forwarded               to               you.

All               I               require               is               your               honest               
               cooperation               to               enable               us               see               this               transaction               through.

This               will               be               executed               
               under               a               legitimate               arrangement               that               will               protect               you               from               any               breach               of               the               
               law.

If               this               business               proposition               offends               your               moral               values,do               accept               my               
               apology.

Please               contact               me               at               once               to               indicate               your               interest.
               Regards,               
               ****               ****               *****.(Esq)               
               Senior               Advocate/Solicitor
               SCRIBBLER'S               REPLY:
               Dear               Hon'ble               *******,               Barrister-Out-Law,
               My               heartfelt               thanks               for               deciding               to               shower               me               with               God's               choicest               blessing               of               $19               million               and               hope               you               haven't               selected               anybody               else               on               this               earth               for               this               largess.

Glad               to               know               that               Wikipedia               is               so               popular               in               Heaven.
               Fellow               members               of               AC               will               kill               me,               otherwise               I               would               have               thanked               you               for               creating               Indian               Ocean               tsunamis               and               would               even               have               prayed               for               more.
               I               believe               it               is               a               travesty               of               justice               if               banks               confiscate               or               declare               unserviceable               such               orphan               funds               that               God               reserved               for               small-fry               Americans               like               me.

(Now,               I               realize               why               God               created               bank               robbers               -               to               rob               the               robbers!)
               If               you               won't               tell               my               wife,               I               am               even               willing               to               undergo               circumcision               to               be               the               dead               guy's               kith               and               kin,               but               remember,               that               is               something               strictly               between               you               and               me.
               Please               don't               be               "gradual"               in               preparing               and               processing               the               documents.

In               fact,               I               entreat               you               to               do               it               fast               and               sent               it               through               the               fastest               courier               service               in               the               universe               -               GODSPEED.
               (Shame               on               you               if               you,               an               Archangel,               don't               use               GOODSPEED.)
               As               for               my               honesty               and               morality,               God               has               been               watching               me               every               second               (forget               about               minutes)of               my               life               that               He               knows               what               I               said               and               did               all               my               life.

So,               ask               Him               about               my               trustworthiness               and               creditworthiness.
               That               God               Himself               sent               you               to               me               to               help               you               rob               a               bank               this               LEGITIMATELY               is               proof               enough               of               how               "HIGHLY"               the               Good               Lord               rates               my               morals               and               values.
               And               you               won't               find               a               more               reasonable               and               fair               guy               than               Mr.Scribbler               on               this               planet.

I               always               go               50-50               to               avoid               future               problems.
               I               should               be               the               most               heartless               and               thankless               wretch               on               earth               unless               I               add               this               with               "political"               correctness:
               My               heart               goes               out               to               the               departed               client               of               yours               and               his               benevolent               heart               that               conked               out               on               hearing               the               convenient               deaths               of               his               family               members               in               the               Indian               Ocean               tsunami.

May               their               souls               rest               in               peace.

I               will               always               be               grateful               to               them               and               you               for               the               millions               you               are               giving.

I               should               have               been               a               nice               guy               in               my               previous               birth.
               Convey               my               special               regards               to               your               Boss               the               God               and               put               in               a               word               for               me               so               that               He               won't               strike               me               out               of               his               email               contact               list               for               future               bestowals.
               And               I               hail               the               Heavenly               Order               of               Benevolent               Barrister-Out-Law               Archangels.
               Please               reply               soon.
               Sincerely,
               Scribbler.
               Note:               Please               stop               sending               this               email               to               others               on               earth               so               that               only               I               will               get               this               $9,500,000.

How               come               that               S**of               a               G**               made               only               $19,000,000?

I               could               have               got               more.
               Greedy               as               I               am,               I               will               conveniently               ignore               the               fact               that               your               email               came               from               Taiwan               though               your               spaceship               landed               in               Malaysia.
               And               don't               forget               to               GODSPEED!




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